DJ ISRAEL AT HERISQUARE EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

You know he'll get to the promised land because his name is Israel... DJ Isreal (stylized as Izrael). If you can get past the traffic jam between town and the Nothern Bypass, then you can definitely get to Herisquare, one of Ruaka's latest chill out places where you can have a swim on the hot days, have a family day out, (but not with the ladies in the poster that's rated Rrrrrrrrrrrred Hot!).
You can order kilos and kilos of nyama choma, if you enjoy gout. Beer for the belly. Water for the soul. Foods you've never heard of before. Get it all. Also, on the special nights that DJ Israel does play, you might get the pleasure of seeing the ladies flanking him on either side gliding around on clouds of awesomeness. Yeah, that's what awesome people do.

Check it out: But don't stare at the poster too much...you'll never gerrit.